It's here!!!

Woohoo!!!

I am no longer naked!

Yep. I got my new watch in. Seriously when they made this one they were thinking," Well I think we should make this watch for this nerdy guy in a small town in New Mexico. But will it be cost effective to make a watch that will be suited for only one person? Who cares! Joel needs his watch! He's about to break his current one you know."

Yeah... thats what happened I'm sure. Anyway it kicks ass. It has an infrared port that connects with the infrared modual it comes with that connects to a computer to upload databases and whatnot. It has a 3bit custom processer and 24k of memory. So freaky packed with features it's scary. Useing it is like useing a web browser... Ok I'm done babbling.

Yeah so life is good. I woke up at about 3am today to goto work but it should be a good shift and when it's done I'll have all afternoon and tomarrow off. I'm finally getting my oil leak fixed as I'm getting my tax money back. So hopefully unless the car is much worse off then I thought I'll be able to get my X-box and DOA 3 and whatnot. And finally have a DVD player!

Um.. I'm a bit sore still from yesterday. I got on one of my self improvment kicks and decided to start trying to work out and get in shape (as I'm tired of being a tubby bitch...) but the amazing thing is that this time I have a feeling I might even stick with it for a while! So we'll see. Wish me luck.

I've been spending a very nice quality time with the lovely and brilliant Stanciepants and I'm quite happy about that. As usual shes been putting the spice into my life I constantly crave and I thank the little princess for that.

All in all life kicks ass. Sorry I don't post much but you know... I just find myself hardly careing about xanga these days. Even now the only reason I'm posting is due to the fact the person I'm reliving at work always shows up 10-12 minutes till so why should I show up 40min early like I do for everyone else?

Anyway thanks for dredgeing thru another babble fest and mis-matched word stew of mine and you all have a great day.

Buh bye!

Well I'm not sure what to post. Loads of crap on my mind. Buttloads even. I feel like ranting. But no. not just any ranting. I want to do what I like to call "Hardcore SuperRanting". I want to go off. Let out the insane amounts of um... "stuff" stewing in my brain. But NO! I can't!. Becuase of certain reasons I get to keep it all inside.  Someof you might think you know what I'm thinking about. Some of you might even be close. But no. No one knows. I figure about a week till I crack... Am I just being dramatic? Maybe a little bit. But whatever. Bye. Be good.

Well it seems tests are the order of the day. Heres a few. If I can I'll get the latest pictures scanned in you will have a picture post! Woohoo!

I Am The Sex Toy: Fuzzy Cuffs: Everyone knows who's in charge here, its me! I'll grab you by the wrists and not let go until you are good and done. Ten-hut! Find out what sex toy you are.

hehe.... No comment

My Favorite Female Part Is: The Face: Sweet and angelic... except when she yells at me... Find out your favorite female body part!

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Flesh Gordon: In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy. Find out which b-movie suits you.

I Am The 3rd Party: The Natural Law Party: You're a strange one, thats for sure. Calling yourself the party based on science, your most interesting claim to fame is a heavy reliance on yoga in your national policy. Ignoring your kooky side, you sometimes make a lot of sense. And your leader is probably the smartest cadidate out there. Too bad he's crazy. Find out what 3rd party you are!

Well ok.. whatever. Happy is good. What else could there be?

So hows it going everyone? Well I had a couple of good days off.. Lots of fun. maybe gaming Saturday. Thats gunna be good.

Ok heres the thing. My hair is growing out again. Should I get it cut all short so it can be spiky again, or leave it and let it be the standard parted once again.  heh - Like you care... 

I got decently drunk last night. It was fun for a while. Started ranting to Frank and Rachel. it was amusing to me anyway. Then tried to play on the computer, then went to bed. It was interesting...Ranting is fun! Drunkinly swing a lightsaber around paceing around the living room talking Southern Baptist style about some stuff that was... umm.... on my mind.

Also had my Citizens police academy last night. Enjoyable as always. I love that short lived great mood it always gives me. Just the short lived part that annoys me.

Bye. Everyone have fun and be good.

Yep. Fun times. had a good day yesterday. Slept in the morning from the gravyard, gooffed around in the afternoon, had another barbeque, caught a good buzz. it was nice. hanging out on the pourch with Frank and Rachel, Eric and Michelle, and Meg and Stancie. nearly all my favorite people. A full belly, a decent buzz.

Life is good.

Except for these damned allergies... ugh - Hate them.