Syberjoel's Xanga

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:31:24 GMT

Well heres the thing. Becuase of what I do I don;t think it's such a good idea to have so much personal info on the net. So all my posts will be protected. maybe I'll post later. don;t feel like it now

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

Tue, 04 Feb 2003 09:47:20 GMT

It's here!!!

Woohoo!!!

I am no longer naked!

Yep. I got my new watch in. Seriously when they made this one they were thinking," Well I think we should make this watch for this nerdy guy in a small town in New Mexico. But will it be cost effective to make a watch that will be suited for only one person? Who cares! Joel needs his watch! He's about to break his current one you know."

Yeah... thats what happened I'm sure. Anyway it kicks ass. It has an infrared port that connects with the infrared modual it comes with that connects to a computer to upload databases and whatnot. It has a 3bit custom processer and 24k of memory. So freaky packed with features it's scary. Useing it is like useing a web browser... Ok I'm done babbling.

Yeah so life is good. I woke up at about 3am today to goto work but it should be a good shift and when it's done I'll have all afternoon and tomarrow off. I'm finally getting my oil leak fixed as I'm getting my tax money back. So hopefully unless the car is much worse off then I thought I'll be able to get my X-box and DOA 3 and whatnot. And finally have a DVD player!

Um.. I'm a bit sore still from yesterday. I got on one of my self improvment kicks and decided to start trying to work out and get in shape (as I'm tired of being a tubby bitch...) but the amazing thing is that this time I have a feeling I might even stick with it for a while! So we'll see. Wish me luck.

I've been spending a very nice quality time with the lovely and brilliant Stanciepants and I'm quite happy about that. As usual shes been putting the spice into my life I constantly crave and I thank the little princess for that.

All in all life kicks ass. Sorry I don't post much but you know... I just find myself hardly careing about xanga these days. Even now the only reason I'm posting is due to the fact the person I'm reliving at work always shows up 10-12 minutes till so why should I show up 40min early like I do for everyone else?

Anyway thanks for dredgeing thru another babble fest and mis-matched word stew of mine and you all have a great day.

Buh bye!

Monday, August 19, 2002

Mon, 19 Aug 2002 16:33:16 GMT

Well I'm not sure what to post. Loads of crap on my mind. Buttloads even. I feel like ranting. But no. not just any ranting. I want to do what I like to call "Hardcore SuperRanting". I want to go off. Let out the insane amounts of um... "stuff" stewing in my brain. But NO! I can't!. Becuase of certain reasons I get to keep it all inside. Someof you might think you know what I'm thinking about. Some of you might even be close. But no. No one knows. I figure about a week till I crack... Am I just being dramatic? Maybe a little bit. But whatever. Bye. Be good.

Friday, August 16, 2002

Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:11:19 GMT

Well it seems tests are the order of the day. Heres a few. If I can I'll get the latest pictures scanned in you will have a picture post! Woohoo!

My Romance Meter

Optimist 65%

35% Cynic

Close 77%

23% Distant

Long Term 56%

44% Brief

What does my romance meter read?

Yeah... sounds about right..

Will Joel Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

12% chance Bush would kill you.

0% chance Clinton would kill you.

0% chance he would sexually harass you.

88% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

No way! I would kick their asses!!

Book Worm Meter for Joel

Shut In 49%

51% Out Of The House

Intellectual 77%

23% Moron

High Attention Span 95%

5% Low Attention Span

Bookitude 83%

17% Book Burner

Book Worm 76%

24% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

Yeah. Books rule.

	I Am The Sex Toy: Fuzzy Cuffs: Everyone knows who's in charge here, its me! I'll grab you by the wrists and not let go until you are good and done. Ten-hut!
Find out what sex toy you are.

hehe.... No comment

	My Favorite Female Part Is: The Face: Sweet and angelic... except when she yells at me...
Find out your favorite female body part!

Yeah.. thats probably right. But breasts are nice too :)

	The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Flesh Gordon: In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy.
Find out which b-movie suits you.

I should probably watch it at some point...

	I Am The 3rd Party: The Natural Law Party: You're a strange one, thats for sure. Calling yourself the party based on science, your most interesting claim to fame is a heavy reliance on yoga in your national policy. Ignoring your kooky side, you sometimes make a lot of sense. And your leader is probably the smartest cadidate out there. Too bad he's crazy.
Find out what 3rd party you are!

Who are these people? Should i be ashamed?

What is my spectrum?

I am green: My main color is green. I like to have fun and comfort. Happiness is the marker of a great life.

What is my spectrum?

Well ok.. whatever. Happy is good. What else could there be?

So hows it going everyone? Well I had a couple of good days off.. Lots of fun. maybe gaming Saturday. Thats gunna be good.

Ok heres the thing. My hair is growing out again. Should I get it cut all short so it can be spiky again, or leave it and let it be the standard parted once again. heh - Like you care...

I got decently drunk last night. It was fun for a while. Started ranting to Frank and Rachel. it was amusing to me anyway. Then tried to play on the computer, then went to bed. It was interesting...Ranting is fun! Drunkinly swing a lightsaber around paceing around the living room talking Southern Baptist style about some stuff that was... umm.... on my mind.

Also had my Citizens police academy last night. Enjoyable as always. I love that short lived great mood it always gives me. Just the short lived part that annoys me.

Bye. Everyone have fun and be good.

Thursday, August 15, 2002

Thu, 15 Aug 2002 17:39:33 GMT

Yep. Fun times. had a good day yesterday. Slept in the morning from the gravyard, gooffed around in the afternoon, had another barbeque, caught a good buzz. it was nice. hanging out on the pourch with Frank and Rachel, Eric and Michelle, and Meg and Stancie. nearly all my favorite people. A full belly, a decent buzz.

Life is good.

Except for these damned allergies... ugh - Hate them.

Monday, August 12, 2002

Mon, 12 Aug 2002 10:01:23 GMT

"I won't call the cops on you if you don't call them on me!"

Hehe - That was hella cool. It's about 4am right now, and I'm home. Good thing I was. I'll tell you all why I had to call the cops tonight... :)

Ok about 3am I'm sitting right here, playing on the puter, talking to Angie, wishing and hoping I had done something useful tonight. Rachel and Megan were asleep. And then *~`CRASH!!!~* I thought, Crap! something serious just fell down. Whatever it was it woke Rachel up too, She had the good sense to look around out side. And turns out a car had crashed 5 feet from my bedroom window! Cool huh!

Well Rachel noticed him walking out in front heading to one of the neighbors. He was short, maybe 5'5" or so, kinda stalky, gimpy wrapped up arm, hispanic, with a wife beater and quite obviously drunk off his ass. I got off-line (sorry about that Angie!) and called the police. Told them what happened and as I did Rachel says, "Joel! he's getting in you car!!" I told the cops quickly as I handed the phone relay style off to Rachel and went outside. Still in my shirt from work ( which of course has a police looking badge on it ) I go out and knock on my own window and ask him what he thinks he's doing. He wobbles out of the door, and greets me. I asked him what he thought he was doing, he said he thought it was his car!! Standard drunk mentality. "I just wrecked my car. Where's another one?" Reaking of booze, and slurred speech he told me how sorry he was and again how he thought it was his car.(Yeah right...)

I tell him he's very very drunk and needs to get some rest. (All the while Rachel is giving the play-by-play to the Police on the phone) She told me later that she told them he looked like he was reaching in his pocket but that I was a JCO and recently trained for this sort of thing. And she was so right. I would have so rolled him if he tried something(found out later he had a pocket knife...) :D Then get this. He tells me, heey man, I won't call da cops on youz ifv you don call dem on mee oaky? I'm like, ok why would you be calling them on me??? lol Seriously funny shit. You can't make this sort of thing up!!

I'm not going to be chicken shit and tell him the neighbors probably already called the cops... I told him I already did. There was an accident. I did not know if he was ok or not, if he needed help of not so of course I called them. He seemed to be ok with that, we shook hands and he wandered off. A couple minutes later the cops show up. Can't find him, call back, we tell them, they confront him, even have a gun pulled on him. They take forever to cuff him and walk him back to a car and take him to go and see Frank, who happens to be working at the time. Then go back behind to check out the car.

It's very stuck. The whole place reaked of burning rubber where he tried to get out but failed. they ended up calling the tow, took them like an hour to yank it out. Guess what it was stuck on? One of those nifty phone routers! 10-15grand at least. Tore it out of the ground. Scratched up his very nice new car. nasty dent in the front and I'm sure some damage on the bottom. They finally got it out. But never got around to getting Rachel or I's statement. I was more then a little disappointed... I like Police men! I wanna be one soon! But oh well...

Well just talked to Frank over at the jail where they processed him. Get this. So drunk he broke the machine! Impressive! He was being mouthy and stupid and Frank about had to roll him too. One of the cops almost got to shoot him with the new tazers. Frank said that would have been cool cause he's wanted to see them work. So yeah, hardcore dumbass.

Over all a very interesting time. I almost feel sorry for the poor kid. But no, not really. You sit behind the wheel while drunk you deserve whatever you get. And if you kill someone... well lets just hope you go down too.

I have broke the law in my time. Alot. Some of you know just how much. But I've also grown up since then. The law is here to protect and help us. It enforced our freedoms and rights and is a statement for the American way and a protest to every pigfucker like Bin Laden belive in. Every time we disrespect the law, however insignificant we are letting bastards like Saddam or Bin Laden or every other mother fucker out there that wants to see the Stars and Strips burn, win.

I for one am not going to do that. So think about that next time you decide it's a good idea to break the law.

Later everyone. Be good. Talk to you all soon!

Saturday, August 10, 2002

Sat, 10 Aug 2002 22:32:38 GMT

Life... yep.. so how's that all working out for you all?
As for me it's interesting. I love it when I can't predict what's going to happen.

I think I would like to go to Trinidad and play some pool tonight. But that would suck going alone. and everyone is busy or at work - so it's going to be a very board Joel tonight... oh well

I'm at work now. Work is good. but I'm looking forward to getting home. for why I have no idea.
I used my newfound powers of premium to join some new blogs. check them out. as well as create the 2nd best one there- Jerry Springer is God. yeah way cool. Join if you know his love.

being single sucks ass.

name this quote:

"Sorry about the inconvince"

Friday, August 09, 2002

Fri, 09 Aug 2002 14:08:38 GMT

So what do you all think of the new sell outish changes? Too much?

Any suggestions for what I should put in my new box?

Thursday, August 08, 2002

Thu, 08 Aug 2002 14:41:43 GMT

i feel like such a sell out. Just got premium.. But Xanga has been good to me.

Thursday, August 08, 2002

Thu, 08 Aug 2002 13:48:14 GMT

Ugh - Life sucks. I wasted so much time so much I could have done... but nooo..

Ok - here's what happened. yesterday was my first day off in 2 weeks. I was stressed and burned out and needed to have a good day badly.

The day started off ok. Partly classified, partly average. Then Stancie, Frank and I went to Trinidad to have some lunch. Stancie and I had planned this for about a week so I was looking forward to it, even if it was at her favorite restaurant Chief Lu's. A good place. But nothing compared to Wonderful house. Restraunts I walk away from hungry are not a good thing. On the other hand sometimes I have a tummy like a bottomless pit.... so I suppose I have high standards.

But it was pretty good. Volcano Platters are yummy.

Then after that we went to Wal-Mart. I had some things I needed to do. Got the oil changed on my car, and finally got around to getting pictures developed. And you all know what that means! Picture post!! Probably Friday after I scan them in. Got some good ones too.

I got another big giant ball and best of all I got a new back pack. Oh it's so cool. POCKETS EVERYWHERE!!! And I really needed one too. My old backpack was literally falling apart. So that's good. I got Voyager:Elite force to play at work. A goku key-chain, and some pens for Frank that say "James" on them. yeah I know it's not his name but some people call him James. Go figure. And a really slick pink mech-pencil for Stancie. A Spiderman air fresiner, and a load of AOL disks for Angie-pangie.

Stopped by Wendy's and got some frosties and headed home. Got some gas and then headed home. Total expenses: About 120$ - Not too bad really.

Sat around here at home with Frank and Stancie and looked at pictures, talked, and looked tired. Bet your wondering why life sucks... well here it comes. Well I got on the puter and passed out for like 45 minutes. Frank and Stancie woke me up. Frank went to bed and I took Stancie home cause she wanted a nap too.

And here's the nasty part... I got home, and *shudder* I decided to take a nap. Keep in mind it's about 8pm now. And I took a nap.... I had had plans to stay up late on the net, maybe meet up with friends, enjoy my night off. but NOOO I slept! ALL FUCKING NIGHT! Woke up a little while ago. at 8 o'fuckingaclock!!! Damn it! I wasted a whole night sleeping 12fucking hours! Arg...

But over all a good day I guess. just a shitty night.

Watching Lord of the Rings tonight after my Citizens Police Academy. Anyone with in range of showing up is welcome to come. And that's about it...